Thursday, April 2, 2009

I think I'm addicted



So I'm back already, I think I'm hooked. Don't count on a daily blog, but I will blog every so often. I just wanted to share the fact that I was showing my girls my blog, and my 10 year old just had to say. "Uh, mom, you spelled okay wrong!" Boy do I love being corrected by my baby that I created! I just laughed, and said, "I meant to spell it that way." She knew I not telling the truth, but hey, I am the mom, I'm always right! Yes Shelly I will bear my testimony of how I abuse my kids on a regular basis. I find so much joy in torturing them. Is that wrong?
Libby I would have to say that is a pretty good April fools joke, and oh so cruel. Adam would have to yell at me if I did that to him. Although Tori told me yesterday that thanks to a previous April fools, she will never eat chocolate doughnut hole again. You see I made home made play dough, and added cocoa powder, so it looked like chocolate dough, and smelled like it too. I then rolled it into doughnut hole balls, and rolled them in powder sugar. When they go home for school, while they were doing their home work, I offered them an after school snack. They both took a bite and about threw up. I was laughing so hard I was crying! Then Adam got home from work and I offered him one, and he popped the whole thing in his mouth, bit down, and started gagging. I was rolling on the floor! I do love to torture my family. It makes me so happy!

3 comments:

  1. I was crying reading this..you are the best at April fools jokes. By the way we are not abusive just because we torture our children. I think we are the fun cool mothers LOL Tell me more stories about all the hysterical ways you have tortured them :) I need more! Hey we should come up with something to do to the boys for when we go out in a few weeks LOL

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  2. Remind me NEVER to eat at your house on April Fool's day. =)

    Oh how I love that photo of a littler Sabrina. Did you see the photo I posted of her peeking at me?

    http://icecreamdiary.blogspot.com/2009/03/good-bad-ugly.html

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